420goku:

you better be

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

australiansanta:

remember when people said smexy instead of sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy

shitnificant:

how to properly read magazines
faithloveandvanity:

se7enteenblack:


Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year?
Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that’s my nigga.

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Frank Ocean=Bae

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 60 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 30 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad



guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

surprisebitch:

dundermilfflin:


bitch-pudding:


yallarebrutalizingme:


This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.


pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift


no its becky